i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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