My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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