i just wanna soil my oats bro
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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