i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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