how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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