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(512): View more from Texas

Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good

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(804): View more from Virginia

omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.

(804): View more from Virginia

He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.

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(360): View more from Washington

Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.

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