its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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