the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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