Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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