so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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