I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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