Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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