You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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