can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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