White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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