her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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