Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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