Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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