Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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