it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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