Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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