I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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