YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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