Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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