the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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