Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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