There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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