I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just want to make out with him forever
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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