Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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