Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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