You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
