love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
