look no pants
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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