If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
