He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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