so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's blow job season.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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