last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
bring money and cleavage
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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