If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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