4 words: hood of his car
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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