i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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