He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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