I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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