ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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