That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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