you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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