Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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