A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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