About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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