Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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