Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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