Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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