I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize