what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize