Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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