She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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