he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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